the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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