omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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