Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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