who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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