He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
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