Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
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