Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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