We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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