he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
