You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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