so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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