Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Randomize
