okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
COCAINE IS GR8
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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