whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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