Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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