i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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