There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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