Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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