oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I take back everything I said about communal showers
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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