one two three fourrrrnication!
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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