I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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