but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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