the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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