I wanna passion pit in your ass
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
