love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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