What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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