hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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