we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
He? As in you personified your dick?
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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