You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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