Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Will you blow on my dice?
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
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