Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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