i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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