PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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