Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
We have so much sex to catch up on
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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