Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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