She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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