Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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