I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
found the other keg... it's in the tree
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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