that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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