On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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