I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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