Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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