It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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