Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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