What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
