I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Randomize
