i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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