I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Randomize
