butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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