You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
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