I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Sext me about skeletons
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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