Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
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