Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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