you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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