So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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