Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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