Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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