do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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