I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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